Words of Wisdom - Rev Run

Good morning. Are you looking for advancement? Do you want a boost in life? Sometimes we need to check our giving habits. Are you an occasional giver? A systematic giver? A Tither??? Remember giving and receiving are one and the same. Giving is just receiving inside out. If things are held up in your life... Remember this principle.. Life gives to the giver and takes from the taker...

Touch Screen Blackberry

Yes... You read it correctly. The new touch screen Blackberry will be released hopefully by the end of the year. It's in competition with what we all know as the Apple Iphone. I know how hard it is to give up your blackberry, let alone be without it for more than an hour, but this new Blackberry Thunder will allow you to have the best of both worlds. The classic crack love of the Blackberry and the new innovative look of the Apple Iphone. I heard it may only be for Verizon customers exclusively.
There is also another phone due out called the Blackberry Bold which is thin, sleek and full of new features. It has Wi-Fi, 480 X 320 resolution and built in GPS. Look out for that soon my fellow crackberry peeps.

They Should Make a Show about the Crazy Stuff that goes on at My Job

Does anybody else wish that someone should make a comedy show about the weird office culture and how it’s so funny, stupid, and political at the same time and why people keep showing up to a job they hate everyday? A show about how damn near each day is awkward and no one wants to talk about the pink elephant that reports to work one time. No one at my job wants to get on the bosses bad side, everyone wants to take a personal and leave their work for some other day. A show where passing the buck is daily exercise and Human Resources doubles as the green mile. Does anyone else listen to music at work and fight off the constant urge to sing out loud to that Michael Jackson song that just streamed from Yahoo music? And what’s up with this company email thing and CCing the f-ing universe to decide whether to change the color on a powerpoint presentation. Oh and let us not forget about the awkward workplace romances and trying not to get caught lookin at your boo’s ass for 12 minutes. Someone should really make a show like that, but make the cast mainly white folks, ‘cause you guys do this office stuff the best. Hold on wait a minute, there’s already a show just like that on NBC called The Office. Whether you work in the corporate world, casino, or Burger King, you can relate to this show.

Words of Wisdom - Rev Run

You are a sales person and the person up for sale is you. You are a brand! Become a master marketer! Feel good about you! Make yourself look good, feel good and smell good. When you're impressed with YOU, so is everyone else. Remember!!!! If you want to impress anyone, you must FIRST be impressed with yourself. It all starts with YOU! :-)

God is Love
Rev Run

Let’s Nab Oprah – “The Boondocks”

I must say, I forgot how funny "The Boondocks" cartoon series was. Not only does the show tackle political issues, violence and growing up as a young BLACK kid, but it also tip toes around some of the most riveting and controversial issues. It’s truly hilarious! The series is on the Cartoon Network at night and it is truly a show you would not want to change the channel from.
So Friday’s repeat episode was about kidnapping Oprah Winfrey in hopes that she would reach out to her female audience and in turn, the female audience would fall in love with the kidnappers. How desperate are men becoming lately? Unfortunately, they raided the wrong bookstore next to the wrong coffee shop and nabbed Maya Angelou by mistake. And what do we all do when we see Maya Angelou as of late, turn the channel or like the kidnappers did, dump her out of the truck.
So next time you are channel surfing, tune in to “The Boondocks” on the Cartoon Network. You can also stream the episodes by clicking below

The Boondocks

We rate “The Boondocks” 4.5 out 5 Olive Martinis

You have to have been in love to appreciate a real love story

Why the hell didn't I go see August Rush in the movies?!?!?! I would personally like to apologize to the writers, director, actors, and anyone else who played a hand in developing one of the best love stories I've seen a long time. I hate love stories just about as much as I hate chick flicks, but this movie was wonderful. No cliches no bullshit, just tears. If you've ever been in love with the one who got away I suggest watching this movie and I dare you not to cry.
5 out of 5 olive martinis!!!!

P.S. Beware, August Rush will give you the urge to call the one who got away...but don't because he/she has probably moved on and so should you. It's just a movie, not real life. Peace

I Swear I Got a Peak Underneath Terrance Howard’s Robe

My friend and I went to NYC to be packed like sardines in a can while enjoying the critically acclaimed play "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" at the Broadhurst yesterday evening. I think by the end of the play I figured out the metaphorical title; the damn cat wants to get off the hot ass roof. And I also learned another SAT word "mendacity." Don’t know what it means? Look it up, or better yet go see the play. Without giving away the storyline, each character struggles with a personal conflict, and I was struggling to get a peak inside Terrance Howard’s robe. He must have fallen 3 times and that damn robe didn’t open up once. It must have been buttoned and not actually tied, but anyway Howard is a great actor and it felt good to see him in a natural element rather than on a big screen. And yes, he is that fine in person. But enough of Howard, the other actors were wonderful as well. Rose, Rashad, Esposito, Myers, Jones, Anderson, and Stovall were great. The minute I saw Anderson, I thought I was watching a Tyler Perry movie, until Big Daddy started cursing everyone out. James Earl Jones knows a lot of four letters words; it felt weird hearing Darth Vader and Mustafa talk about sex and homosexulaity. So anyway, the stage effects were good, set design humble, and I am happy to confirm that the water was indeed overly priced (just in case you were loosing sleep over the latter.)
Two chicks and a computer give Cat on a Hot Tin Roof 3 out 5 olive martinis. We also recommend the play and dinner (shout out to the economy). So stop watching reality TV and get some culture; the girls on ANTM are whack anyway.
http://www.cat2008onbroadway.com/about.htm

Correction

Tony Stark is the correct character name for Robert Downey Jr in Iron Man. Thanks Luci.

Iron Man Does Well

Alleged crackhead turned superhero. It's a fairytale for any other crackhead wanting a life past the pipe. Robert Downey Jr, gave a stellar performance this weekend in Marvel Entertainment's "Iron Man". This weekend's box office sales reached a whopping $100.8 million. $104.2 million since Thursday night's premiere.
Downey plays Tony Spark, a millionaire womanizer who builds a high tech robotic suit that has superhuman strength and the ability to fly. He becomes a superhero after he's realizes how his company's weapons are destroying the world. The only people he does fight are the same people the weapons were sold to as well as his partner gone bad. Typical, why do partners always go bad?
Overall the movie's sense of humor is right on point and not too over the top. The action scenes are done tastefully and not too drawn out. Very little love scenes, but hey, we know what really goes down behind Iron Man's iron. Go see the movie and let us know what you think.
And to Whitney Houston, there still is hope beyond the pipe. If Downey did it you can do it.

We rate it 4 out of 5 Olive Martinis when it comes to chicks seeing this flick.

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